Plates

You can take the girl out of the restaurant but you can't take the restaurant out of the girl. Who else can take a diner and make it work for them? I did. Offer up your hand: my 1 month, 2 night, 3 year stand. I've never seen the world so crystal clear.

Some of you have never heard of HANDS FULL IN, HANDS FULL OUT, and it shows.

I got these silly/serious goose gloves and I'm going to do BleachQueen skits with them and post videos on my Insta making fun of people. I also got a fake landline. It's pink. It plugs into stuff and doesn't work. It cost $8 on Temu.

I tried to forget Toronto but something about its tall buildings, extra large parks, and dog water-fountains brought me right back. The least I could do was clean up Ottawa upon my return, after fucking up for so many more years after I got back.