The Ranch

My mother calls my apartment The Ranch cuz of the street it's on.

I have art from my friends all over my walls. Amy Doll did the Don't Talk To Me. Stela Starchild did all the feminist manifesto works. ExoticCancer did the stripper/strip-club portraiture. Azdead did a really cool portrait of me, too.

I got the drama/drama/drama and the Will work for shoes at Dollarama. I got a 2018 Sesame canvas he sold to me for $45 the year he died above my TV. I got 3 Heist jail drawings from Syrup including a Happy Birthday Vicki! one in the other corner.

My favourite toys in The Ranch include my Sims 4 Grim Reaper and Cowplant vinyls, all my Peach Riot girls and D.W., Arthur's sister, who has shifty-eyes and removable sunglasses.

Yesterday, my girlfriend Ginger sat on my fuzzy pink footstool and read the names of my books aloud.

Themes of The Ranch:

Death

Clowns

Space

Dumpster fires

Witches

Graff