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Sean Penn didn’t go to The Oscars even though he won and that’s why he’s my favourite actor. 🎥

Bill Murray and Colin Farrell are my other favourite actors. Today I get my Abilify butt shot. My doctor asked if I smoked any crystal meth. Shows how well he knows me. I barely ever smoked crystal meth. It’s almost Day 300 in the gym. I’ve had my job for 3 years and 6 months and counting and I couldn’t be more proud. 🥹

Today I’m off work though. It’s my Saturday. I’m all dressed up with no place to go. 

I saw lightning this morning. A severe thunderstorm warning is in effect. I love thunderstorms. ⛈️